the number 1 question of this week: how does that much snot fit into one little nostril?

the rumors you haven't heard are true - i am indeed sick. feel sorry for me. dedicate bowls of soup to my swift recovery. send money.

i took 2 benadryl caplets last night before i went to bed. they had no effect on me whatsoever...i am bionic.

current music: taking back sunday