i've decided that when i have children of my own (yeah right), i'm going to home school them. i'm not going to throw them into some bogus caste system that tells them how smart they are when they're only 5 years old. there'll be no advanced kids, average kids, or slow kids. just my kid and his/her potential. down with the system!

on a side note, i'll be surprised if this ever actually comes up. women don't seem to like me (except as a friend of course). since reproduction requires a woman to be willing to have sex with me, i suppose the family name will end here.