"turn your head and cough."

yeah, after hearing that sentence and all that it implies, if this place doesn't hire me i'm cracking skulls.

but i'm pretty sure i've got the job.

where? none other than our local bmw plant. yeah, i get to drive brand spanking new, right off the assembly line bmws.

well worth the professional, nether-regional fondlings of our dr. malone.

at least i know i'm hernia free. i've been worrying about that recently...

current music: coheed and cambria