i almost hit a 10 year old with a golf cart today when i was delivering mail. he taunted me. it would've been his fault because i'm a postal worker. everybody knows not to taunt the postal worker.

ever seen a really gross couple and then, for reasons completely beyond your control, imagine them having sex for a split second? it's a rather vomitous experience. it happened to me today when i was in cici's pizza. there was this dirty guy with long curly hair and his wife was wearing dirty clothes and had a fe-mullett. we'll just leave it at that. let's just say "all you can eat buffet" turned out to be a disappointment for obvious reasons.

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